23 Life Is Short Funny Quotes With Witty Images

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Life is short funny quotes aren’t easy to find in one place. But we collected a sound collection of life is short funny quotes for you.

Life is short funny quotes by famous authors

If you love funny quotes then the following hilarious sayings by famous authors will make your day – I bet.

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You will enjoy this hilarious sayings if you love food – and want to maintain you weight.

Life is too short funny quotes

Life is too short to live on low-fat everything.

― Kristin Scott Thomas

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It’s one of the best funny quotes of Mallory Hopkins.

Life is short funny quotes

Life is short, smile while you have teeth.

― Mallory Hopkins

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If you’re short – this one is for you.

Life is short so I am Gloria Allen

Life is short and so am I.

― Gloria Allen

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It’s like a suggestion in a funny way.

Life is a one-time offer by Vanguard

Life is a one-time offer, use it well.

― Vanguard Stationery

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OMG – who won’t understand it?

Life is a bitch so learn how to f**k it.

― Mimic Journals

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It’s one of the most read funny quotes. You can understand it well if you use USB. You might love to share with your friends.

Life is short to remove USB safely.

― Tewebook Spruche

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It can be hilarious for you – if you ever tried to fold fitted sheets.

Life is too short to fold fitted sheets.

― Lisa Quinn

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It’s one of my favourite funny quotes and you will too enjoy it.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So I go back to being me.

― Vanguard Stationery

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It’s one of the most liked hilarious sayings of Martin H. Fischer.

Expect an early death – it will keep you busier.

– Martin H. Fischer

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Maybe, it’s not that much hilarious but you will enjoy it if you have big life goals.

Life is too short to play small with your potential.

― Robin Sharma

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For those who love eating dessert.

Life is short, eat dessert first.

― Jacques Torres

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Did you ever tried it? Yes? You will get it.

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

― Shirley Conran

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It’s one of my favorite funny quotes about making mistakes. Because I personally don’t like making mistakes – at least repeating them.

Don’t be afraid to make mistakes. But if you do, make new ones. Life is too short to make the wrong choice twice.

― Joyce Rachelle

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For those who enjoy wasting time.

Most of us love timesavers because they give us more time to waste.

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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A meaningful witty saying.

We often say that life is short! But no! Life is long, we’re short!

― Mehmet Murat ildan

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For those, who love writing. Hurry up!

Life is short. Write naked.

― A.D. Posey

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For those who love dessert but want to blame someone else.

I blame my dad for my sweet tooth. His motto was ‘Life is short; eat dessert first.’ How can I argue with that?”

― Wendy Mass

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Do you love reading? Yes? Then it’s for you.

Life isn’t really short. There are just too many good books to read in one lifetime.

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Don’t you want to regret at not making mistakes? Then make mistakes and learn from them.

Life is too short not to make mistakes. At least, I won’t regret.

― Junaid Raza

Life is short funny quotes by Unknown

The following hilarious sayings were surely essential to include but unluckily – are shared anonymously on the internet. But the following life is short funny quotes will make you laugh.

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Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me. I’ll laugh at you.

― Unknown

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Life is too short to have boring hair

― Unknown

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Life is too short to spend time with the people who suck the happiness out of you.

― Unknown

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Life is too short to worry about matching socks.

― Unknown

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