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Homour has it’s own significance either it’s love or anything else. If you want to express your love in a funny way then these funny quotes about love will work great for you.
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Funny quotes about love
The following funny quotes about love by famous people will make your day.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
~ Melanie Griffith
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
~ P.D. East
My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — Made in Taiwan.
~ Leopold Fetchner
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
~ Jackie Mason
Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
~ Phyllis Diller
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
~ Joan Rivers
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
~ Albert Einstein
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
~ Thomas Dewar
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
~ Erich Segal
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.
Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
You wanna know who I’m in love with? Read the first word again.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Don’t make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain’t.
My mind works great wonder 365 days a year, 7 days a week and 24 hours a day until I met you.