The Best Funny Quotes and Sayings (that will make you laugh)

The Best Funny Quotes and Sayings (that will make you laugh)

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Funny Quotes - Hilarious Love Life Sayings Phrases

I could never stop myself to appreciate the funny quotes. These funny quotes are always witty and convey a deep meaning in a very lively manner. They make us learn a lesson in laughter.

This collection of best funny quotes and sayings from famous people will definitely make you laugh. In the following quotes about life and love, you will see the laughable aspect of life.

It’s a fact that motivational quotations motivate us to keep us running on the track of life.
And sometimes we need some inspiration from the best quotes to change our life totally. But here in following the hilarious quotes and funny phrases, you will not only be amused but you will also get some inspiration for your journey.

You will get relaxed for the moments you will be here, and from the following stupid quotes, you will release tensions. Not only with the quotes but we tried to make funny photos for you so that you will get amused from the following quotations.

So let’s see how people express their experiences in a funny way.

Short funny quotes:

First of all, we have short funny quotes and sayings, because short funny quotes are the ones that can easily be shared with friends anywhere.

So you can enjoy the following best ever short funny quotes and sayings.


Funny photo of quotation on enemies forgiveness by Kennedy

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

– John F. Kennedy


Funny photo of hilarious quotation on success by Jimy Tomlin


The road to success is always under construction.

– Lily Tomlin


Herbert Hoover funny quotation on fish and men

All men are equal before fish.

– Herbert Hoover


Funny quotation on marriage by marx

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

– Groucho Marx


Funny photo of quotation on body by George Carlin

I’m in shape. Round is a shape.

– George Carlin


Funny quotes on failure by George Carlin

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

– George Carlin


Funny quotation on children by Erma Bombeck

Never have more children than you have car windows.

– Erma Bombeck


Funny Quotes - Hilarious Love Life Sayings Phrases by Heimel

If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?

– Cynthia Heimel


Funny phrase on joke by Charles De Gaulle

He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.

– Charles de Gaulle


Funny quotation on gym machines by Rhea

My favourite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

– Caroline Rhea


Funny saying by Jerry Seinfeld on success failure and books

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

– Jerry Seinfeld


Funny saying about brain by Lawrance Ferlinghetti

If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.

– Lawrence Ferlinghetti


Funny shut up quotation by Will Rogers

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

– Will Rogers


Funny quotation on hate by Gena Showalter

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist

– Gena Showalter


Funny quotes on the words by Roald Dahl

Don’t gobblefunk around with words.

– Roald Dahl


Funny quotes on money by Benjamin Franklin

A penny saved is a penny earned.

– Benjamin Franklin


Funny quotes - Confucius quote on funny people

The funniest people are the saddest ones.

– Confucius


Funny quotation on salary by John Barrymore

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

– John Barrymore

Hilarious sayings and phrases by famous personalities:

The following hilarious quotes and phrases can be categorised as short funny quotes and sayings but I thought to put a difference between the above mentioned very short funny quotes and the following somehow short funny inspirational and motivational quotes.


Mark Twain funny quotation on age

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

– Mark Twain


Neighbourhood funny quotes by Rodney Dangerfield

I came from a real tough neighbourhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.

– Rodney Dangerfield


American dream funny quotes by George Carlin

That’s why they call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.

– George Carlin


Funny quotes - hilarious quote by Bill Cosby

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

– Bill Cosby


Funny quotes on funerals by Yogi Berra

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.

– Yogi Berra


The funny quotation by Mark Twain on health books

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

– Mark Twain


Funny quotes - sayings on girl by Masashi Kishimoto

She’s strong! And scary…I bet she’s single…I’d put money on it.

– Masashi Kishimoto


James thurber funny quotation about women

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

– James Thurber


Funny quotes - saying on literature by Alfred Hitchcock

Puns are the highest form of literature.

– Alfred Hitchcock


Paul Getty hilarious quotation on success

I’d rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort.

– J. Paul Getty


Funny saying on life and death by Isaac Asimov

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

– Isaac Asimov


Funny saying on end of the world by Herge

Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed!

– Hergé


Funny quotes - Confucius quotes on funny and sad people

The funniest people are the saddest ones.

– Confucius


Funny quotation on marriage by Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

– Helen Rowland


Funny quotes - hilarious saying on stupidity by Harlan Ellison

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

– Harlan Ellison


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If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.

– Billy Wilder

Hopefully, you have enjoyed the funniest quotes. If so, you can at least share the short funny quotes and photos with your friend and fellows. And if you are looking for the more humorous quotes and sayings then you can leave a comment to tell us about which topic the funny quotes you like the most?

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